I need more plastic surgery for my b.d.d.

At risk of sounding unstable, I plan on getting the following cosmetic procedures done. If I had the money I would do it tomorrow, obvi.

my list, in order of most desperately needed to least despy...

1. buccal fat reduction/microsculpting on my jowls.

Reason- it would make my eyes look farther apart, and make my cheekbones, which are already one my better features, more obvi.

2. laser resurfacing on entire face and front and back of the neck

Reason- my skin is really good now, but I do have some lines on my forehead from sun damage, and some old acne scars.

3. brow lift

Reason- to make my eyes look bigger and farther apart.

4. lipo touch up

Reason- love handles and side lower back only.

5. get my lips did

Reason- maybe just the top, but realistically more everywhere. To balance out my high cheekbones.

6. hair restoration

Reason- will get this if I need to. If necessary, immediately becomes #1.

7. rhinoplasty

Reason- we all know the tip is flawless, but the bridge could use some help. No tip work at all!!! Just bridge reshaping.

8. laser hair removal

Reason- on my neck only, shoulders, and a few small other inconvenient spots.

Then I'll finally be hot enough to be happy!