funny

everything you need to know about life you learned from Darrin Goodness.

rule number one- fake it till u make it! some people call it having high self esteem

Don't hesitate to tell people how much you love them- they might not know. It makes people feel good when you tell them how much they mean to you. You can send then a text, or just leave them a comment on their space.

Moving onwards, don't hesitate to tell someone if you think they're a piece of shit, they've got to hear it from someone after all (or you could do what I do and post blogs/comments on myspace talking shit because through the process of diffusion, they'll find out soon enough) JUST KIDDING.

I think I'm going to take a second and say I'm not talking shit on people via myspace anymore. Wow, doing that almost ruined my life? Actually, it entertained me, for the first month at least. 2008 is going to be a better year. All in all, 2007 was good overall, but I did have some pretty low points, and I don't have time for that shit anymore.

When selecting produce, cheap = low quality, and it matters what u put in yr body. Overall, cheaper food is probably less healthy, and health starts at the physical level.

Being a celebrity can be really hard and stressful, unless you don't mind being under a microscope.When exiting a car, make sure someone gets a pussy shot; two months later leak another sex tape- then cry about it ON CAMERA

If you want to make serious money, as in thousands (many gs) in a month, chances are you're going to have to pull some sketchy shit. As a result, when selecting people to be in your inner circle, make sure it's a bitch you can roll with

blood stains never come out of white cotton you have to buy a new shirt for $13.50 from h&m

When it comes to the bend and snap- exercise caution, always.

If it fucks like a ho, and sucks dick like a ho, chances are it's a ho

Telling the truth can be liberating, and it can also be overwhelmingly oppressive.

If somebody doesn't like what you're saying then fuck em! Chances are they're just another of the infinite stupid bitches on the face of this earth, and it's time to make the world hard for stupid bitches This is america, we can do whatever the fuck we want.

When in doubt, ask D-Na$$ty "what's really going on" Everything cool I've ever said I copied form her. Thanks girl!

When it comes to guys, make friends with as many as possible. If they're gay, sit back and watch them compete with each other- it's fun to watch

Trust can't be bought, it has to be earned.

Umm, laying around smoking pot all day isn't lucrative! I wish that wasn't true, but the worlds not perfect- yet.

Nobody is going to fix yr problems, you have to do it yrself (I know cause all my problems, I'm getting better)

umm, Dee Dee Russell for president!

Everybody loves Oprah. Everybody will love Trya too, someday.

If people are bing wishy washy, don't waste time on them. I'm busy...