funny

December 28, 2007 - Friday


street hos/crack kills
Current mood: amused

Today, about an hour ago I saw something that was hard to forget. As I was walking on Mason, I crossed Ellis, the epicenter of tenderloin schemes. I was stopped at the intersection waiting to cross the street as I was making my way back to the soma.

Somehow, into view came a white woman bent over, about a block away not appearing to be doing anything, really. She was wearing blue jeans around her ankles (no panties), and she had shoulder length dirty blond hair, and a big black jacket up top. She was pale and gaunt, if I had to relate her looks to a celebrity, I would suggest that she looked like nicole kidman, only a few more years down the merry methadone trail. Before I could wrap my mind around what was going on, she pulled her pants up, and began briskly walking, shopping back in hand, she was on the go! I think she took a piss on the street in front of everyone in the middle of the day!

Oh I failed to mention something. I got a peek at her ass, it was red, bloody, and chapped! The crack on that street ho was just simply somethin else! P.s. crack kills! (I blame the us government for making it, subsequently distributing it to wipe out urban ppl of color) This white woman had so much pubic hair I could see it from a BLOCK away, and the carpet did not match the drapes! Her pubic hair was dark brown; however, I didn't get a good luck at any of her orifices (aside from her chapped, dry lips also visible from a block away) but if I had to guess, I'd predict those holes as being tore the fuck up! Bummer.

I feel like I was the only one who noticed! There was a white guy waiting next to me, he was tall and heavyset with a nondescript face. I really wanted to ask him if he saw what I saw, but then all of a sudden another white guy with a security guard uniform came walking the other way, and waved to him- and they both started a conversation.

I've been to Europe, ok I've only been to Amsterdam, and there weren't any homeless people there. Maybe 3, one of them tried to sell me blow.

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