omg wtf

My whole life, I have had an affinity for animals. The first thing I ever wanted to be was a marine biologist, and that was from a very young age. I always knew I was destined to do great things, that's not what this blog is about.

Cetaceans and pinnepeds are my favorite animals. I've always liked dogs and cats, they just don't get me super excited. I'm also a big fan of sloths, sea otters (I don't know if they fall under pinnepedia or not), and umm, hairless rats? Maybe not.

Anyway, as long as I'm typing about animals-

In other news, 2 days ago Dinaz told me a story about how my old room mate jerked off a dog! Initially, I got a little flustered, interjecting, "OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS YEARS AGO?!"

I got a little bit frustrated because she "couldn't remember the details."

"Dinaz, you don't forget details like that!!!" I exclaimed passionately. "Whose dog was it?" was my next and most pressing question. I still don't have an answer.

I don't know. There are some things even I won't do.