thank you, Sophie

Relationship advice....

Don't expect shit.
If you're dating a man you're dating a fucking monkey.
Seriously.
I don't care how old they are. I actually believe the younger the better. No matter what their age is, they most likely still don't know what they want.
Your relationships shouldn't be what makes you happy. If it is then you are going to be disappointed greatly. You are the only person you have in your life, and focusing on your relationship with yourself will be a lot more rewarding in the long run.

I am amazing and know everything.
I will give you the advice that you will some day pay a shitty therapist tons of money for. My breasts are inevitably bigger and far more perkier than anyone else's and this makes me enlightened.

By: Sophie Luke-Hall