true story

As I was walking down Folsom Street, I absentmindedly stepped in what I soon realized to be SHIT! It's all inside the grooves of my shoes. OMG, what will I do?

My friend Angela Bacca tried to alleviate the situation by pouring hot coffee on it, which left us with a puddle of coffee with small bits of shit floating in it!

And now here I am at a computer, typing about what just happened with shit still stuck in the grooves of my shoes.