true story

As I was walking down Folsom Street, I absentmindedly stepped in what I soon realized to be SHIT! It's all inside the grooves of my shoes. OMG, what will I do?

My friend Angela Bacca tried to alleviate the situation by pouring hot coffee on it, which left us with a puddle of coffee with small bits of shit floating in it!

And now here I am at a computer, typing about what just happened with shit still stuck in the grooves of my shoes.

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December 12, 2007 - Wednesday


(time travel)

My theory on time travel and singularity:

Alright, this sounds far fetched.

NEWAYZ,

Apparently, people like Arthur C. Clarke say things like, "If the ancient Greeks hadn't been wiped out, we would have colonized all the visible stars at this time." That's a quote from the 80s, which was based on... an equation!

So, since time is just another dimension, all we need is a physicist to bend time and make a tunnel, whereby the singularity (singinst.org) could be pushed further and further back in time.

Which means, if one was to actually do this, "death" in reality would mean you never existed. It's hard to be a genius.

But that would cause problems such as rifts in time, etc etc.

Where is Q when we need him!!!

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information (age)

The first time I ever went on the internet, I was in elementary school at Buena Vista Elementary in Walnut Creek California. I had to go to a mandatory computer class (for which I am endlessly grateful) but the first time I went on the internet, I realized that there was something different about it. All of a sudden, I could peer into any corner of the world I so chose. I could go on the computer and find out about anything I ever wanted to learn.

SO, it wasn't long before I started to look at gay porn as much as I possibly could every day starting in middle school.

Basically, the internet has shaped who I am, and what AS WELL AS HOW I think. Years ago, porn was not so accessible. It makes me sad when female friends of mine talk shit on porn. I know they just have to find what gets them off. I am so happy that the new generation of queer ppl already have it all at their disposal. This means, people will discover more and more about themselves at a younger and younger age. More and more cute 18 year old gay boys over time. MMMM 18 year old boys. And I'll be here to corrupt them, and teach them how to manipulate gay ppl in power to get whatever you want.

We're living in the information age. Gen x and y or whatever the fuck they called that shit is now only a distant memory! The internet was invented for the purpose of the FREE EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION. omg, ps why does it cost money????? It was designed to be free and accessible to all humans on earth in order to create one world society. The internet is the first step to singularity. Thank Buddha that google is behind the singularity. They are quickly becoming the most powerful force on this planet, and they plan on making all of the following possible, but only for the right people:

1. TRANSCENDING BIOLOGICAL LIMITATIONS

2. SPACE TRAVEL

3. DIGITAL CONSCIOUSNESS, HENCE THE AGE OF THE SPIRITUAL MACHINE

4. BRAIN IMPLANTS

5. OTHER SHIT I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE ON THE INTERNET

Did I mention I might be in the movie, but just asking questions? singinst.org

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motto

"Nobody ever became rich by spending money."

-Angela Bacca

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academy of sciences

Today I came up with a little scheme to go to the academy of sciences and become a volunteer. I'm going to specialize. Then, I'm going to prove I'm the smartest person in thurr, then hit everyone up for money. $olitaire is in on this little scheme, if you want to be a part of it let me know, I'm cool with it.

Anyways, today I ate hella food and was "creative." West and I are going to go to a free screening of Aplocaypto, followed by a discussion led by a professor of La Raza studies, so I'm excited about that. loves it!

Today I went to the academy of art- I saw some student works, they were really good! I liked some of the fashion the best. Ceramics were cool as well.

Today I found a nug under the desk! Score. I gave 2 black homeless guys a banana today.

ok, Moving. I'm moving to the yerba buena lofts! score. We put our notice in at Trinity, who happen to be so sketchy I'm going to write a blog about it on myspace when I feel like it. I have to pack so much shit! can't handle. I already started taking art down, and putting it in a Pyle.

A lot of good things are happening to my friends! yay! Angela hit a motorcyclist, but they were ok! No harm done. She even gave them money for the pizza that got all fucked up!