Happy Holidaze

When I was a little boy, I would look forward all year for christmas. In retrospect, I realize now that the reason I was so excited was only because it meant I was getting presents.

Now that I'm older the magic is gone. For a few years I spent christmas with whichever boyfriend I had at the time, and since I've been single for a few years now, I end up spending it with friends clubbing.

Obviously, I'm an atheist, and don't believe that Jesus ever existed. The holiday season is a shameful demonstration of greed and commercialism.

I've turned into such a Grinch! I can't put into words how much I hate the holidays! I also can't put into words how much I despise those who love the holidays.