san francisco

Living in San Francisco is a bubble. Living here, one would think that the average population of the world is 10% homeless and 40% gay men. Not even cute gay men, the vast majority of them are ugly and/or fat and/or have something obviously wrong about them. I feel bad for them most of all, mostly because of the added pressure of looking good if you do happen to be gay, so what happens when you're unfuckable?

Living here, one would also assume that 70% of motorists are asian women, but we can't go into that at this time :)