survey

What is your idea of "perfect" happiness?
every other human loving me and being jealous of me simultaneously

What is your greatest fear?
failure

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Jenna Jameson

Which living person do you most admire?
Lady Gaga

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
my insecurity

What is your greatest extravagance?
drugs

What is your favorite journey?
the drive to Hollywood

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
humility

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
jowls

Which living person do you most despise?
G.W. Bush

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
real talk, that's so money, and bitch ain't give a shit

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
house music

Which talent would you most like to have?
electronic music production

What is your current state of mind?
pained

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
how easily I fall in love, and how hard it is for me to fall out of it

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
I'd choose a different family

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
my ability to survive in face of great adversity

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
a beautiful woman

What is your most treasured possession?
an emerald ring my grandma gave me as a small child

Where would you like to live?
Hollywood

What is your favorite occupation?
doctor

What is your most marked characteristic?
cheekbones

What is the quality you most like in a man?
smirk

What do you most value in your friends?
strong personalities

Who are your favorite writers?
Rupaul

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Aeon Flux

Who are your heroes in real life?
me

What is it that you most dislike?
muslims, christians, and republicans

How would you like to die?
gangbanged to death on ecstasy and hash

What is your motto?
when in doubt, cuss em out