A list of every guy I've had sex with

A lot of people don't know how many guys they've fucked, and I worry for those people because it seems reasonable to assume they are not thinking objectively about risks for STDs and HIV! I feel like this is a good time to reiterate that I only have safe sex even with boyfriends. Ironically, I am also statistically 1/10 as promiscuous of members of my peer group, and I write down everything in my diary.

As a gay person who has a small amount of internalized homophobia, I consider anything past kissing to be sex. Essentially if other people are in the room with you and you have an orgasm I almost consider that to be sex.

Here's a list of all the guys I've had sex with. They are listed in the order when I first had sex with them, the age at which I first had sex with them, their astrological sign, a grade of how good they were, and a brief note.

1. Jordan 19, White, Pisces, D+, not hot enough for me, uncut.

2. West 18, White, Taurus, A+, huge dick & very consistent will always miss.

3. Levi 22, White, Libra, B, not masculine enough to keep me interested.

4. Chun Yin 20, Asian, Aquarius, C, hole hungry for my dick but passionless.

5. Rik 53, White, Gemini, A-, so kinky that I still can't say no.

6. Seth 24, White, Aries, F, one night stand, passionless.

7. Rafi 40, Middle Eastern, Leo, C-, one night stand, passionless.

8. Fernando 39, Mexican, Cancer, C, great guy but lacking in too many areas.

9. Carlos 25, Mexican, Aries, B-, hot but lacking in too many areas.

10. Kerry 30, White, Virgo, A-, one night stand, visiting from abroad, uncut.

11. Drew 43, Black, Aries, C, amazing dick but a tit pig and sketchy.

12. Joshuar 19, Mixed Mexican/Greek/Japanese, Capricorn, B+, hot, young, and a biter, big dick uncut.

13. Alexander 23, Native American, Sagittarius, B, pushes all the right buttons, uncut.

14. Jaime 30, Mexican, Leo, D-, Foot fetish and bad kisser, uncut

15. Marco 23, Mexican/Italian, Libra, C, popers in the club lead to head in his car

16. Brian 30, White, Scorpio, A, Over 8 inches with an 8g prince albert, eventually let him stick it in and my ass bled for 4 days ;D

17. Gustavo, 30, Mexican, Leo, D-, non-existant dick and too hairy