c D-Na$$ty

homage to D-Na$ty
Current mood: grateful

I met D-Na$$ty in 2002 when I lived in the dorms, and she's stuck with me over time. Out of all the people I've ever met, she's had a lasting affect on my life. She always has a positive attitide, and she's such a sweet girl! She's always down for anything fun, and she's never one to bring the drama. Although she can be reserved at times, she always has so many good ideas and interesting viewpoints on a very wide variety of subjects. In addition to being a desinger, she also knows a lot about science and technology, and it seems to me like she's always got something up her sleeve, which I appreciate. I love people who keep my interest. Basically, I'm thankful for having her as a friend. 2008 is your year, D$KNY. It's weird for me to think that I FORCED Dinaz into myspace all those years ago, and I even went on her profile and updated it for her in the early days. lol, it's like I'm always getting her into something<333








To all earthlinks present, I extend a colloquial "greetings" from the cavernous depths of 2D graphical representation. My name is Binex.
I emerged from the abyss when the rising hexagram of the I Ching coincided with the Binary system and was scanned in sequence in a barcode. Now I am confined to this digital purgatory territory until "exhaustion", the next hexagram in the cycle, is scanned in sequence, at which time I will harken back to the abyss.
Oh, wait I have e-mail. Excuse me, I need to take this. No seriously I have no choice. (distorted) Dear monetarily valued internet space time share holder. Our Tracking records database shows that your UPC codes have qualified you for this complementary pair of virtual 3D glasses.
Well I guess I should try them on since they're free and all. Maybe I could regift or something... wait a nanosecond, whats going onnnnnn....
"metaphysical aura orifice"
Wow, they really do virtually work. I guess, anyway. This is kind of a bummer, real life isn't all it's cracked out to be. I'm all puffy, not to mention way less attractive, and I won't get back to the abyss if I'm not there when the big scan is to take place. It seems the only way out is to be rendered as an internet persona by a depressive alcoholic narcissist. But where would I find such a tool? Maybe on Myspace...