it's funny

Hardly anyone gets my dark sense of humor. I'm always trying to make people laugh! I don't know why, but sometimes I think I should be a stand up comedian. I've always thought that all humor is born out of tragedy. Maybe that's why I have a dark sense of humor. I'm not cynical, pessimistic, or a downer. I'm usually "up." For some reason, I have a passion for dark comedies, and I often find myself laughing when nobody else is. Sometimes, I think that life is nothing more than a dark comedy- like Happiness. I've still never seen Kids! I really want to see it.

omg which 1 r u?

I'm enfj.


teacher/idealist

I guess I really am like Oprah!

ENFJ
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For the Socionics facsimile of this type, see Ethical Intuitive Extrovert.

ENFJ (Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Judging) is one of the sixteen personality types from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), and the Keirsey Temperament Sorter.

Referring to Keirsey, ENFJs belong to the temperament of the Idealists and are called "Teachers". The ENFJ personality type is also the least likely of the 16 Myers-Briggs personalities to 'flake out' on others once they commit to something. They are generally a very reliable group that do not like to disappoint others.

serious

Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue in Cheek Peek Behind the Pose, by Paris Hilton is one of my favorite books ever. It's a book all about how to have high self esteem.

LOVES Paris Hilton. I love her for what she represents- an idea. She really is this generation's iconic blond.

fear of being poisoned

Toxiphobia -- fear of being poisoned (the only phobia I've ever had).

http://www.designedthinking.com/Fear___Anxiety/Phobias/Phobia_Names/phobia_names.html

I have no concept of guilt.

It's because I'm French. In French (the language) the concept of guilt simply does not exist. I'll illustrate: I just broke my cell phone! Fuck. I would exclaim, "My cell phone broke itself!"

That's one of my 3 personalities. I have: Truth Hurtz, Dorita Free2Lay, and Diamond Goodness.

Anyways, y'allz should look for it in my book: Scars: A Gay Native American's Journey From Self Hatred to Self Love.