Darrin Goodness's tips for bottoming

I tell others that I am an oral top, and that's the truth... cause I'll suck your dick and eat you out, but then I want to fuck that ass after. I only bottom for boyfriends, or someone I'm close to because it takes a lot of trust to let someone go down there and get freaky.

But the real truth is that I am a true versatile. I rarely fuck, but I like to get fucked just as much as I love fucking. It seems as though people who are really into top and bottom roles most likely are suffering from internalized homophobia. I don't feel the same everyday, and don't really see how others could. Always 50/50 in relationships.

What people really fail to realize is that the all anal interludes we enjoy thru porn are totally not reality! A lot of time and effort goes into bottoming... unless you're older and been fucked by many guys over the course of many years, things like that don't just happen. Bottoms rule! It gets messy... put a towel down.

When I was young I just automatically assumed I would hate being fucked and it would never feel good, and for many years that was the case. I was always blown away by some guys ability to really take it hard, and in every position, nobody from my generation can claim that porn did not have a significant impact to the way they view sex and sexuality. However, as I've gotten older and more time passes, I've found that getting fucked right by a good dick can be amazing and make me cum really hard!

rule number 0- safe sex is not something that's up for debate! Be safe and live long enough to find the right one. I have never let a man fuck me raw even once in my entire life even though I have been in multiple long term relationships. Long story short, guys were dirty and picking things up here and there. Your sexual health is not something to take lightly! Sex can kill and it's been so since I was born. Obviously, if you and you man are in it for the long haul, and you are absolutely sure that you and he are not messing around with other people you may choose to have raw sex.

1. Practice makes perfect! In order to be able to accommodate a penis inside your asshole one must get a toy to learn how to be able to relax and what to feel. I personally think the only dildos that one can work with are the really soft and squishy jelly ones... the only thing that sucks is you probably still have to put a condom on it. Better yet let your partner loosen you up. Thrusting is not really an aspect of loosening up. If you're laying on your back, always make sure it goes in and then up towards your crotch- that's the proper way to hit the prostate. It helps a lot if you clean yourself out back there. Don't mess with the ass if you're having digestive issues that day.

2. If you want to fuck an ass you better be ready to eat it out first! If you have a full beard be careful cause the skin back there can get broken easily. Younger guys can get rimmed for longer periods of time... it feels better to them because they still have more sensation overall back there. Older guys just want their ass licked for a minute or two and then they want the dick.

3. Nobody knows why, but everyone assumes that bottoms like fingering. I've never really met one who has sung the the praises of it but it can feel good if the guy knows how to do it right. Make sure your fingernails are cut the fuck back and hang nails are not present! If a guy knows how to stimulate your prostate you can cum really hard from fingering- really fat fingers can feel good if you go in then pull up and keep stimulating the boy g spot. Spit can work but it doesn't hold up.

4. Use a lot of lube and make sure some of get some inside the hole. Even if the guy is uncut, an anus is not able to lubricate on its own, so you need some help in that department. In all honesty numbing cream can be your friend, although some people think it can be dangerous cause you don't realize if things are getting torn up or not.

5. The only way to get a dick inside me is for me to sit on it. I don't know about y'all, but after I can get a little more relaxed then we can change positions, but if the dick comes out, then I have to sit on it again. There's 2 sphincters- the internal and the external... the external is easier to learn to relax, it's the internal muscle that is always clenched up. When I fuck a guy I don't thrust too much, cause I know it doesn't feel good. The best way to fuck is to just go deep, and then pull up. If you really get all the way in and then gently and really slowly move your dick up and around inside it will stimulate the prostate and not just push and pull on the skin lining the entrance to the asshole, which burns and gets irritated. That way, the base of your cock is putting all the pressure on your bottom's prostate and that feels a lot better than just getting fucked.

6. Bigger really is better, especially when we're talking about girth. In my experiences, smaller dicks poke around the walls on the inside, so things aren't really hitting right. Really big dicks just kind of fill everything up from the inside, and I suppose put more pressure on the prostate, so it feels better overall.

7. Bottoms rule! If you're allowing a man to put his penis inside you, that means all of a sudden you are in charge that cock. If he is thrusting too much, or it's not feeling good take control! It's up to you to communicate to him whether or not he's making you feel good, and a good top makes sure his bottom cums hard with a dick in the ass. That's how one becomes a good fuck.

8. Drugs and alcohol should be avoided during sex, if you need a substance to be able to perform that means you have a sexual dysfunction which is unhealthy and more importantly you can end up damaging tissue.

I personally like kissing, jerking, and sucking the best. I like to be playful and innocent with guys, but everyone likes something different. If you find someone you like and want to do everything with that person, make sure communication is open and honest. Getting fucked is supposed to feel good, not be a daunting task from which nobody receives pleasure...

beauty secrets

I'm almost 30, but I still look like I'm 18. Yes, I do get carded for lighters. People often ask me what's my secret? I won't try to lie, because all of my time, effort, and money goes into self preservation... at any cost. Life is not a race, it's a marathon, and the only way to be old and not look disgusting means you have to want to take good care of yourself. I could try to put all this shit down in a book, and charge say, $24.95 hardcover, but the mainstream media doesn't give a shit about what I have to say. So here's my advice here and now for free-

Don't drink alcohol and don't smoke cigarettes.

Sleep at least 9 continuous hours a night... and yes more is better.

Exfoliate at least once a week. Drink water, and don't put any shit on your face! SPF moisturizer and nothing else.

Exercise for at least 30 minutes 5 times a week. If you do more than that, you can eat almost whatever you want.

2 things to say to anything

Are u serious?

U did!?

acting crazy

I'm the only person who knows what's good. I'm Darrin Goodness

However, in the end, I know everything is neither good nor bad.

LOVES Roseanne's blog!

praying that

americans will not let themselves be factioned any further than they already have been. These are the facts: race doesnt matter and neither does gender, neither does anybody's beliefs, size or age...there are two kinds of people in the world: THE HAVES AND THE HAVE NOTS!!!

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mottos

Corrupt Cops & Crack Rock$!

200th post!

I love Hillary. I remember when BILL CLINTON was the president. Everything was amazing- the whole country was on a high in more ways than one. We weren't in a war, socialized health care was about to happen for the fucking united states. Honestly, I remember the 90s as being a great time, until CITIZENS of the united states had to go fucking it up SO BAD that now my generation is going to have to deal with a verisimilitude of problems, all caused by these fucking evil white tools whoring themselves out to corporations and white male interests groups who happen to have all the power.

Did I mention I'm an anarchist, and I choose not to vote? It's because I don't think democracy is a good thing. I support the ancient Greek's notion of "philosopher kings."

mottos

hostility is the opposite of accommodating
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As a child, I always wanted to write a book called: Everything You Need to Know About Life You Learned From Darrin Goodness. I thought about it so much, and envisioned it. Now I realized I've already done that through this very medium- dgoodness.blogspot.com!

It really doesn't look like what you think it would, but it always happens :D

mottos

transhumanism, technoshamanism, technologic

ewhore

danceparty1997 (11:27:19 PM): love comes when you least expect it thats all I know, it comes when you aren't looking your best and when you can't handle it

danceparty1997 (11:30:09 PM): nobody believes I went. my parents did it to get me out of the house, when I was 17
danceparty1997 (11:30:35 PM): I'd stay up all night with him for days and days. I kept thinking, "kiss me! love me! you're all I ever wanted"
danceparty1997 (11:30:53 PM): omg it was so 17
danceparty1997 (11:31:10 PM): I look back on it now, and cringe
danceparty1997 (11:31:25 PM): I was totally NOT CUTE at all back then, I was skinny fat, and I had a gut

danceparty1997 (11:49:41 PM): it seems like when it comes you love, you're not that difficult to please if all you really want is passion and intimacy?
danceparty1997 (11:49:58 PM): do you think positively about finding love?
danceparty1997 (11:50:08 PM): or do you inwardly feel like it will never happen
danceparty1997 (11:50:13 PM): or its not for you
danceparty1997 (11:50:18 PM): I felt like that for a long time
danceparty1997 (11:50:26 PM): and I couldn't make love happen for myself

xxx (11:52:02 PM): didn't you say love finds you when you least expect it?
danceparty1997 (11:52:10 PM): it really does
danceparty1997 (11:52:39 PM): but on a certain level, you have to find it for yourself
danceparty1997 (11:52:57 PM): mmm, you have to expect that it will happen
danceparty1997 (11:53:03 PM): but you never know when it will
danceparty1997 (11:53:09 PM): and it usually comes when you least expect it

danceparty1997 (11:55:06 PM): she's been in a relationship for many years
danceparty1997 (11:55:23 PM): and she said it didn't happen until she knew she deserved love/it was going to happen
danceparty1997 (11:55:36 PM): we talk about love a lot
danceparty1997 (11:55:46 PM): bc other people always ask us what we do
danceparty1997 (11:55:50 PM): what was our secret
danceparty1997 (11:56:07 PM): but she had to go through hella guys to get to the one she got
danceparty1997 (11:56:39 PM): only the best guy in the world is good enough for you
danceparty1997 (11:56:42 PM): thats my motto
danceparty1997 (11:57:07 PM): if it's not the best guy in the world, he's probably not worth yr time
danceparty1997 (11:57:10 PM): truth
danceparty1997 (11:57:53 PM): i feel like a lot of queer people deep down inside feel like we don't deserve love
danceparty1997 (11:57:55 PM): or to be happy
danceparty1997 (11:57:58 PM): because of a lot of things
danceparty1997 (11:58:09 PM): and fighting against that it really hard
danceparty1997 (11:58:19 PM): I've always felt like that
danceparty1997 (11:58:26 PM): Im not saying it's true
danceparty1997 (11:58:31 PM): it's my perception
danceparty1997 (11:59:13 PM): sometimes I think about writing a book about gay spirituality
danceparty1997 (11:59:23 PM): because there aren't many books about that
danceparty1997 (11:59:38 PM): I read Love Between Men a while ago
danceparty1997 (11:59:44 PM): it's amazing, you should read it
danceparty1997 (11:59:57 PM): I gave my copy to a friend, I'll try to get it back for you

danceparty1997 (12:12:35 AM): I HATE existentialism
danceparty1997 (12:12:40 AM): it's such a bad idea
danceparty1997 (12:13:19 AM): oh wait
danceparty1997 (12:13:30 AM): I thought that meant that there was no point in living
danceparty1997 (12:13:40 AM): I don't know what the word means
danceparty1997 (12:13:48 AM): I don't like sad things

danceparty1997 (12:16:57 AM): I think it can be proven
danceparty1997 (12:17:10 AM): I think anything alive is divine
danceparty1997 (12:17:23 AM): like, i think what we think is god is in everything
danceparty1997 (12:17:34 AM): and since we're divine, we matter and are relevant
danceparty1997 (12:17:42 AM): and hence, everything we do matters
danceparty1997 (12:17:45 AM): cause it's real
danceparty1997 (12:18:01 AM): but I didn't think that until i learned about quantum physics
danceparty1997 (12:18:21 AM): before I thought entropy was the order to the universe
danceparty1997 (12:18:32 AM): I guess I thought randomness = order?
danceparty1997 (12:20:42 AM): I think I'm going to copy and paste some of this shit into my blog
danceparty1997 (12:20:45 AM): LOL

music

i love music. everything is music. Music is the answer. Music is the answer (to your problem). Music is life. Go where the music takes you! The Universe is made of music!

copy/paste

8/21/06
the future


I see no reason why the past exists. I never look back only forward. Maybe because I love to speculate on what could be possible instead of what is. I find myself quick to abandon old ideas, identities, friendships, basically anything that I see as outdated or no longer necessary. I see no value in history. Obviously, humans are more fucked up than ever, so one can't argue that we learn(ed) anything from history. If we were learning from past mistakes we would have reached utopia a long time ago, and that's obviously not the case. I find myself more and more saying to myself "If I knew then what I know now."

quotes

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Shakti Gawain

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
William Shakespeare


If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
Author Unknown

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
Quentin Crisp
The Naked Civil Servant, 1978


Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves.
Friedrich Nietzsche


It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
Agnes Repplier


It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
Lucille Ball

mottos

Subject WWJJD?
Posted Date: November 24, 2007 - Saturday - 02:51
What Would Jenna Jameson Do?

What Would Darrin Goodness Do?

What Would D$KNY Do?

What Would Lauren Devine Do?

What Would Lance Bass Do?

imagination

Imagination is more important than knowledge- knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the universe.

old gay people

If there's one group of people who deserve our respect (me + my peer group) it's old gay people. Hello, they made the world possible for us!!!

:D

http://www.androphile.org/preview/Culture/NativeAmerica/amerindian.htm

http://www.androphile.org/preview/Library/Articles/Werner/homosexuality.html

funny

everything you need to know about life you learned from Darrin Goodness.

rule number one- fake it till u make it! some people call it having high self esteem

Don't hesitate to tell people how much you love them- they might not know. It makes people feel good when you tell them how much they mean to you. You can send then a text, or just leave them a comment on their space.

Moving onwards, don't hesitate to tell someone if you think they're a piece of shit, they've got to hear it from someone after all (or you could do what I do and post blogs/comments on myspace talking shit because through the process of diffusion, they'll find out soon enough) JUST KIDDING.

I think I'm going to take a second and say I'm not talking shit on people via myspace anymore. Wow, doing that almost ruined my life? Actually, it entertained me, for the first month at least. 2008 is going to be a better year. All in all, 2007 was good overall, but I did have some pretty low points, and I don't have time for that shit anymore.

When selecting produce, cheap = low quality, and it matters what u put in yr body. Overall, cheaper food is probably less healthy, and health starts at the physical level.

Being a celebrity can be really hard and stressful, unless you don't mind being under a microscope.When exiting a car, make sure someone gets a pussy shot; two months later leak another sex tape- then cry about it ON CAMERA

If you want to make serious money, as in thousands (many gs) in a month, chances are you're going to have to pull some sketchy shit. As a result, when selecting people to be in your inner circle, make sure it's a bitch you can roll with

blood stains never come out of white cotton you have to buy a new shirt for $13.50 from h&m

When it comes to the bend and snap- exercise caution, always.

If it fucks like a ho, and sucks dick like a ho, chances are it's a ho

Telling the truth can be liberating, and it can also be overwhelmingly oppressive.

If somebody doesn't like what you're saying then fuck em! Chances are they're just another of the infinite stupid bitches on the face of this earth, and it's time to make the world hard for stupid bitches This is america, we can do whatever the fuck we want.

When in doubt, ask D-Na$$ty "what's really going on" Everything cool I've ever said I copied form her. Thanks girl!

When it comes to guys, make friends with as many as possible. If they're gay, sit back and watch them compete with each other- it's fun to watch

Trust can't be bought, it has to be earned.

Umm, laying around smoking pot all day isn't lucrative! I wish that wasn't true, but the worlds not perfect- yet.

Nobody is going to fix yr problems, you have to do it yrself (I know cause all my problems, I'm getting better)

umm, Dee Dee Russell for president!

Everybody loves Oprah. Everybody will love Trya too, someday.

If people are bing wishy washy, don't waste time on them. I'm busy...

His Holiness 14th Dalai Lama

From: His Holiness 14th Dalai Lama
Date: Dec 20, 2007 6:12 PM


His Eminence Trijang Rinpoche will give a commentary on Mind Training in Eight Verses (LOJONG TSIG-GYE-MA) at New Jersey on December 22nd, 2007

By great Buddhist master Geshe Langri Thangpa

(Composed by the Great Kadampa Buddhist master Geshe Langri Thangpa (1054-1123), Mind Training in Eight Verses is a highly-revered text from the Mahayana Lojong tradition. These instructions offer essential practice for awakening the mind in compassion, love and wisdom. The Lojong practices help us purify our negativities and awaken the heart by giving us powerful tools to transform adversity and hardship into direct opportunity for spiritual growth.

Location: Sheraton Hotel, 6 Industrial Way East, Eatontown, NJ - 07724 .
Contact No.(732) 364 8719
Timing: 10AM - 5PM Lunch break 12noon - 2PM. Tea break 3.45 - 4PM

when in doubt-

cuss em out!